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This funny T-Rex shirt gets big laughs every time! Sharing your sense of humor through what you wear breaks down a barrier. Without speaking, you can tell others a little bit about yourself and share your personality. The initial stress of making small talk in unfamiliar social settings are gone when your t-shirt starts the conversation for you.


This t-shirt is soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed


Dinosaurs are pretty cool and T-Rex is the best of them all! But what do you feed them? We’re not sure what ancient T-Rexes favorite foods were but in all the movies we’ve seen, humans are high on the list whenever humans and T-Rexes happen to be existing at the same time.




My pet is a T-Rex.

He’s not all that great.

In fact, here’s a list

of my friends that he ate.


Margaret and Herman,

Larry and Brad.

As you can imagine,

their folks are quite mad.


He wakes up the neighbors

while roaring at night.

He makes massive messes!

He’s never polite.


He doesn’t play fetch.

He doesn’t play ball.

He doesn’t roll over.

He’s no fun at all!


If you want a T-Rex,

if that’s what you wish,

please take my advice,

and just stick with a fish!


This poem by Shane D. Williams appears in The Sun is on Fire!



Fed T-Rex Funny Parody Dinosaur Unisex T-Shirt

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