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This funny T-Rex mug gets big laughs every time! Whether you're drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between – this mug's for you! It's sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that'll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.

Dinosaurs are pretty cool and T-Rex is the best of them all! But what do you feed them? We’re not sure what ancient T-Rexes favorite foods were but in all the movies we’ve seen, humans are high on the list whenever humans and T-Rexes happen to be existing at the same time.


My pet is a T-Rex.
He’s not all that great.
In fact, here’s a list
of my friends that he ate.

Margaret and Herman,
Larry and Brad.
As you can imagine,
their folks are quite mad.

He wakes up the neighbors
while roaring at night.
He makes massive messes!
He’s never polite.

He doesn’t play fetch.
He doesn’t play ball.
He doesn’t roll over.
He’s no fun at all!

If you want a T-Rex,
if that’s what you wish,
please take my advice,
and just stick with a fish!

This poem by Shane D. Williams appears in The Sun is on Fire!

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

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