David Attenbourough style:
Amazing.
Beautiful.
Breathtaking.
Yes, there’s nothing more appealing than the great indoors. From the vast, spacious carpet to the wild and rugged area behind the sofa, there’s nothing more marvelous than the exciting environment of your house. It features rushing waters (from the bathtub) and precarious natural structures (if you consider a table and chairs “natural”). Glorious bags of potato chips sit elegantly on elaborate pantry shelves. This wondrous scene is inhabited by creatures both big and small, from the mighty Dad to the humble Goldfish. Join us as we explore the heights and depths of this landscape, observing as the brave creatures accomplish great feats, such as microwaving dinner, and surviving great challenges, such as losing wifi. In this lush dwelling, you may find it fitting to call it, as many do, Home.
 
Vacation advertisement style:
Come on down to the great indoors! We’ve got all the great activities to make your summer vacation the best! We boast the best in getaway experiences, from our beautiful walls to our tropical, adventurous toaster oven! Try our popular attraction, the fridge! Have the time of your life scouring for a snack! Or engage in fun, family friendly activities such as watching TV, taking a nap, and even taking out the trash! And now for a limited time, we’ll even throw in a free, all expense paid night of trying to pay the darn rent! Regardless of how you spend your time, you’ll want to bring your camera to remember all the great times you’ve had! So plan your trip today to the one vacation spot that makes you feel right at home!
 
Survivor style:
5 people.
1 remote control.
Let the games begin.
 
This t-shirt is soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed