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Nurses have a lot of patience. They also have a lot of patients. This funny t-shirt uses a play on words to bring a smile to all around! This t-shirt is soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed


Nurse Jokes!


Doctor to nurse: “How is the child who swallowed a few quarters doing?”
Nurse: “No change.”


Did you know that statistically, 9 out of 10 injections are in vein?


Did you hear about the guy who had his entire left side cut off?
He’s all right now.


I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forget how it goes.


I don’t find medical puns funny anymore since I developed an irony deficiency.


A nurse working during a COVID outbreak died and went to hell. It took him two weeks to realize he was dead!


A psych patient who believes he is invisible becomes critically ill and is sent to the hospital.
He wakes up and asks a nurse, “Where am I?”
She says, “ICU.”
He says, “No, you don’t.”


Don't Test My Patients You're Not Qualified Funny Nurse Unisex T-Shirt

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