This funny Don’t Talk To Strangers sweatshirt is a great gift for introverts! A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that's made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel and reduced pilling.

 

Do you hate it when people talk to you? It’s the worst, right? Now, we’re not talking about all people and situations but there are definitely times when you just really don’t want it to happen. You know, the times when you dread it with every ounce of your soul. Now you can use this old saying that your parents used to tell you before leaving the house to your advantage! Don’t talk to strangers. Or me, thanks!

 

Here are just a few of the places and situations where wearing this sweatshirt will come in handy:

 

• On an airplane – Have you ever sat next to Mister or Miss Chatty on an airplane when all you really wanted to do was relax and enjoy some peace and quiet?

 

• At a party - Have you ever sat next to Mister or Miss Chatty at a party when all you really wanted to do was relax and enjoy some peace and quiet?

 

• At school – Have you ever been at school and people asked you all sorts of annoying questions?

 

• On a first date – Have you ever been on a first date and your date asked you all sorts of annoying questions?

 

• At work - Have you ever gone to work and wished everyone would just leave you alone?

 

• At your wedding – Have you ever gone to your own wedding and wished everyone would just leave you alone?

 

• Walking down the street – Have you ever been walking down the street and you can tell that the person coming toward you is going to talk to you about who knows what and you wish you could crawl into a hole or at least punch that person in the face?

 

Increase your chances of not getting talked to by wearing this funny sweatshirt. However, it can backfire because people may love this sweatshirt so much that they end up talking to you about it. In that case, we’re sorry but at least you get to talk about something interesting! Good luck out there!

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Don't Talk To Strangers... Or Me, Thanks. Funny Introvert Unisex Sweatshirt

$35.99Price
  • USA: 1 to 2 Weeks