This funny Don’t Talk To Strangers hoodie is a great gift for introverts! Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!
Do you hate it when people talk to you? It’s the worst, right? Now, we’re not talking about all people and situations but there are definitely times when you just really don’t want it to happen. You know, the times when you dread it with every ounce of your soul. Now you can use this old saying that your parents used to tell you before leaving the house to your advantage! Don’t talk to strangers. Or me, thanks!
Here are just a few of the places and situations where wearing this hoodie will come in handy:
• On an airplane – Have you ever sat next to Mister or Miss Chatty on an airplane when all you really wanted to do was relax and enjoy some peace and quiet?
• At a party - Have you ever sat next to Mister or Miss Chatty at a party when all you really wanted to do was relax and enjoy some peace and quiet?
• At school – Have you ever been at school and people asked you all sorts of annoying questions?
• On a first date – Have you ever been on a first date and your date asked you all sorts of annoying questions?
• At work - Have you ever gone to work and wished everyone would just leave you alone?
• At your wedding – Have you ever gone to your own wedding and wished everyone would just leave you alone?
• Walking down the street – Have you ever been walking down the street and you can tell that the person coming toward you is going to talk to you about who knows what and you wish you could crawl into a hole or at least punch that person in the face?
Increase your chances of not getting talked to by wearing this funny hoodie. However, it can backfire because people may love this hoodie so much that they end up talking to you about it. In that case, we’re sorry but at least you get to talk about something interesting! Good luck out there!
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
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