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If you don't want to get pinched on St. Patricks Day but you also hate wearing green, we have the perfect solution for you! This hilarious t-shirt will provide the perfect loophole as well as make all your friends laugh! Well, unless you have friends with no sense of humor. This t-shirt is soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping


I'm not a big fan of stupid traditions. Just because I don't wear a certain color on a certain day does not give you license to abuse me. Who thinks this stuff up? Some people may call me a party pooper and a stick in the mud for holding such a position but those people need to mind their own business. You know, like not punishing people for what they decide to wear on St. Patrick's Day. Or not forcing people to kiss someone they just happen to be under the mistletoe with. Tradition is a terrible reason to do something you don't want to do. So if you love to participate in such things, go wild, just don't force everyone else to. And if you are one who likes to buck the trend and make your own decisions, this shirt is a fun, creative way to do so. Stay safe out there! Or not..... you do you...

Don't Pinch Me. My Shirt Identifies As Green. Funny St Patricks Day T-Shirt

  • USA: 1 to 2 Weeks

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