This funny “Don’t Mess With Me I Get Paid To Stab People” nurse mug is perfect for all nurses with a sense of humor! Makes a great gift for Christmas, birthday, or anytime!

Whether you're drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between – this mug's for you! It's sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that'll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

Nurse Jokes!

Doctor to nurse: “How is the child who swallowed a few quarters doing?”
Nurse: “No change.”

Did you know that statistically, 9 out of 10 injections are in vein?

Did you hear about the guy who had his entire left side cut off?
He’s all right now.

I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forget how it goes.

I don’t find medical puns funny anymore since I developed an irony deficiency.

A nurse working during a COVID outbreak died and went to hell. It took him two weeks to realize he was dead!

A psych patient who believes he is invisible becomes critically ill and is sent to the hospital.
He wakes up and asks a nurse, “Where am I?”
She says, “ICU.”
He says, “No, you don’t.”