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This clever mug illustrates the saying “Don’t Jump To Conclusions” in a fun, creative way that will get noticed. This mug makes a great gift for Christmas, birthdays or anytime. Whether you're drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between – this mug's for you! It's sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that'll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.

Jumping to conclusions can be a real problem. It can lead to all sorts of misinformation and confusion. For example, we can’t believe that you didn’t take the time to read this product description. What, you think you’re better than us? You can’t scrap a measly 5 minutes out of your busy day to read something that we worked really hard on? You probably decided it would be a better use of your time to chase squirrels. And then you decided to hunt them instead. And now you’re sitting there eating squirrel jerky instead of reading this and that’s going to ruin your teeth! But no big deal, your uncle is probably a dentist and gives you all of your dental work for free. Well, as long as you give him some squirrel jerky. Which, honestly, this all sounds a little shady. What, do you have some sort of secret underground squirrel dentistry operation going on? Sure, it all started out innocent enough but now you and your uncle are doing unsanctioned, unregulated dentistry on unsuspecting squirrels for profit. Oh, the twisted wave we weave! We bet you have been putting squirrel teeth under your pillow to try and swindle the tooth fairy. Or maybe she’s on to your little scheme and is trying to blackmail your uncle for bigger, more valuable teeth… like yours! You just can’t trust anyone these days! We know because we trusted you to read this product description but you blew us off for some crazy squirrel adventure that probably involves illegal backroom tooth bingo. Well, at least you didn’t jump to conclusions… that can be dangerous.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

Don't Jump To Conclusions Funny Mug

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