Do you or someone you know absolutely love chicken strips? This funny shirt is a must have! Talk about the perfect gift for a chicken strip lover! It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

 

The chicken has inspired many wonderful products such as:

• Chicken legs

• Chicken wings

• Boneless chickens

• Rubber chickens

• Chicken in a biscuit

• Chicken fingers

• Popcorn chicken

• Jokes about crossing a road

• Chicken sandwiches

• Omelettes

• And of course, chicken strips

 

But now, perhaps the greatest chicken related item ever conceived! The illustrious Chicken Strips T-Shirt! No chicken strips loving human should live another second without this shirt. It would be a shame. A sham. A tragedy. A travesty. A downright bummer. 

 

A chicken strips lover without a chicken strips t-shirt is like a cowboy without a humungous belt buckle. It’s like a pancake without syrup. It’s like a nose without nose hair. It’s like a hand without a pinky. It’s like Bob Ross without an afro. It’s like Gilligan without an island. It’s like a party without a pooper. It’s like a painter without a brush. It’s like a socialist without other people’s money. It’s like a tractor without a field. It’s like a motivational speaker that has no motivation. It’s like a soccer ball with nobody to kick it around. It’s like a birthday party without cake. It’s like a telephone pole without flyers about lost dogs. It’s like a hamster wheel without a hamster. It’s like a chicken that doesn't strip!

 

 

Chicken Strips Cartoon Funny Unisex T-Shirt

$23.99Price