Do you or someone you know absolutely love chicken strips? This funny apron is a must have! Talk about the perfect gift for a chicken strips lover! Our Poly Twill Apron is the perfect cooking accessory. Lightweight, stylish and durable.
• 100% Polyester
• Black detachable twill straps
The chicken has inspired many wonderful products such as:
• Chicken legs
• Chicken wings
• Boneless chickens
• Rubber chickens
• Chicken in a biscuit
• Chicken fingers
• Popcorn chicken
• Jokes about crossing a road
• Chicken sandwiches
• And of course, chicken strips
But now, perhaps the greatest chicken related item ever conceived! The illustrious Chicken Strips Apron! No chicken strips loving human should live another second without this apron. It would be a shame. A sham. A tragedy. A travesty. A downright bummer.
A chicken strips lover without a chicken strips apron is like a cowboy without a humungous belt buckle. It’s like a pancake without syrup. It’s like a nose without nose hair. It’s like a hand without a pinky. It’s like Bob Ross without an afro. It’s like Gilligan without an island. It’s like a party without a pooper. It’s like a painter without a brush. It’s like a socialist without other people’s money. It’s like a tractor without a field. It’s like a motivational speaker that has no motivation. It’s like a soccer ball with nobody to kick it around. It’s like a birthday party without cake. It’s like a telephone pole without flyers about lost dogs. It’s like a hamster wheel without a hamster. It’s like a chicken that doesn't strip!
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