Do you or someone you know absolutely love chicken nuggets? These nugget socks are a must have! Talk about the perfect gift for a nugget lover!

 

The base color is white with full color print and black on the toes and heel. 

 

• 200 needle knit premium socks
• Cushioned bottoms
• Material: 73% polyester, 18% nylon, 3% cotton, 6% spandex
• One size: comfortably fits women's size 5 US up to men's size 12 US

 

The chicken has inspired many wonderful products such as:

• Chicken legs

• Chicken wings

• Boneless chickens

• Rubber chickens

• Chicken in a biscuit

• Chicken fingers

• Popcorn chicken

• Jokes about crossing a road

• Chicken sandwiches

• Omelettes

• And of course, chicken nuggets

 

But now, perhaps the greatest chicken related item ever conceived! Chicken Nugget Socks! Never before have socks been so nuggish. No chicken nugget loving human should live another second without these socks. It would be a shame. A sham. A tragedy. A travesty. A downright bummer. 

 

A chicken nugget lover without nugget socks is like a cowboy without a humungous belt buckle. It’s like a pancake without syrup. It’s like a nose without nose hair. It’s like a hand without a pinky. It’s like Bob Ross without an afro. It’s like Gilligan without an island. It’s like a party without a pooper. It’s like a painter without a brush. It’s like a socialist without other people’s money. It’s like a tractor without a field. It’s like a motivational speaker that has no motivation. It’s like a soccer ball with nobody to kick it around. It’s like a birthday party without cake. It’s like a telephone pole without flyers about lost dogs. It’s like a hamster wheel without a hamster. It’s like a chicken without a nugget.

 

Nuggets are essential to a balanced diet. Nugget Socks are essential to a balanced wardrobe. Humor is essential to a balanced life. You kindly purchasing our products is essential to us balancing our budget.
 

Chicken Nugget Crew Socks

SKU: 3143256157
$17.99Price
  • USA: 1 to 2 Weeks