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It seems like everyone is passionate about a cause these days. People rally in crowds to promote better life, happiness, and peace. Wherever you go, there is a cause worth fighting for. Do you want to stand for something? Do you want to make a difference and inspire millions around you? There are tons of amazing and motivating causes to support!


This just isn’t one of them.


Bobbing for apples is a popular carnival game. Why? Well, we don’t really know. If you really look at it, it’s kind of a dumb idea. Finally, a game that combines our two least favorite things: fruit and drowning!


Who came up with this idea? We imagine the conversation went something like this:

“Hey, Larry, we just got a letter from the FDA….”

“Ah, what do they want?”

“They say they’re gonna shut down the carnival cause we don’t have any healthy food!”

“But nobody wants to eat healthy food at a carnival! We’d go broke!”

“Wait… what if we made it a challenge?”

“You mean like… drown them until they eat an apple?”

“I was thinking of making them sword fight with asparagus, but I like that idea better.”


Either way, bobbing for apples now exists. And this shirt is a great spin on that terrible idea! This Bob For Apples shirt is a good way to make fun of carnivals and non-profit organizations at the same time! Meet Bob, a squiggly stick figure with a mission: support apples! Why is this worth his time? What is he promoting? Nobody knows and nobody cares. He’s a pun so we like him!


This funny shirt makes a great gift for friends, family, carnivals goers, carnies, clowns, jugglers, sword swallowers, trapeze people, ring masters, lion tamers, and other weirdos, as well as protestors, and anyone who’s job title is “volunteer”.


This t-shirt is soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed


Bob For Apples Funny Unisex T-Shirt

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