This is a fun shirt to wear on or around Halloween. It’s a great option for people who don’t like to dress up but still want to participate in Halloween fun! Get great laughs and comments as you wear this around the office or to Halloween parties.
This funny Halloween t-shirt is soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Sometimes Halloween costumes have unexpected results. When my oldest son was little, my wife dressed him up as peas in a pod. My brother dressed his son as Winnie the Pooh. We all got together at my parent’s house for a while and eventually it dawned on someone that we had inadvertently created poo and pee.
I was walking down the street
When trouble started forming.
It frankly caught me off my guard;
It happened without warning.
Somebody’s dog came up to me;
He didn’t sit or beg,
Just sniffed at me a little bit,
Then lifted up his leg.
I guess it was a bad idea
(If you know what I mean)
To be a fire hydrant
This year for Halloween.
This poem by Shane D. Williams appears in All Mixed Up!
Bad Idea Funny Halloween Unisex T-Shirt
USA: 1 to 2 Weeks