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Let everyone know how much you like bacon without saying a word. Sharing your interests through what you wear breaks down a barrier. Without speaking, you can tell others a little bit about yourself and share your snarky personality. The initial stress of making small talk in unfamiliar social settings are gone when your t-shirt starts the conversation for you. You'll find people either share your interest or can appreciate your great taste in t-shirts.


This snarky Bacon is Better Than You T-shirt is the perfect gift for bacon lovers! Which is pretty much everybody, right? What’s not to love? It’s salty, crispy, and downright delicious! Bacon is really really good. It’s not just better than you. It’s not just better than us. It’s better than lots of stuff. Here is a list of some of the other things bacon is better than:


• doors

• buttons

• white out

• washing machines

• apples

• tooth picks

• playing cards

• candles

• rusty nails

• purses

• cameras

• towels

• carrots

• photo albums

• mirrors

• tissue boxes

• rubber ducks

• kazoos

• hernias

• shovels

• soy sauce packets

• packing peanuts

• toothpaste

• tomatoes

• tire swings

• bookmarks

• stop signs

• rugs

• plastic forks

• desks

• street lights

• hair ties


This bacon t-shirt is soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

Bacon Is Better Than You Funny Unisex T-Shirt

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