This funny Baby I’m Dead Inside t-shirt is perfect for the sarcastic and cynical. Makes a great gift!.


Your typical 100% cotton t-shirt (except for Heather Grey, Dark Heather Grey, Heather Green, and Heather Blue colors that contain polyester). Pre-shrunk to make sure your size is maintained throughout several washes, and a classic fit.

• 100% combed ringspun cotton
• Heather Grey is 90% combed ringspun cotton and 10% polyester
• Dark Heather Grey, Heather Green, and Heather Blue are 35% combed ringspun cotton and 65% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²)
• 30 singles
• Classic semi-contoured silhouette with side seam
• Tear-away label
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Seamed collarette
• Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem


Baby, I’m Dead Inside


I really don’t care
Baby I’m dead inside
Please go over there
Baby I’m dead inside
This evening has been
Been hoping that you'd dropped dead
Not very nice
I'll hold your hands they're just like mice

My mouse, he is soft and furry

He’ll taste pretty good in a curry?
Soon I will be locking the door
Hey baby what’s the fireplace for?
So really you’d better scurry
If I were me I’d hurry
Well maybe I don’t drink anymore
I'll piss some landlords off ‘cause I’m bored

The neighbors might stink
Yeah, it smells bad out there
Say where is my shrink?
No stabs to be had out there
I wish I knew cows
Your pies are like bar fights no