This funny Baby I’m Dead Inside phone case is perfect for the sarcastic and cynical. Makes a great gift!. This sleek iPhone case protects your phone from scratches, dust, oil, and dirt. It has a solid back and flexible sides that make it easy to take on and off, with precisely aligned port openings.

• BPA free Hybrid Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) and Polycarbonate (PC) material
• Solid polycarbonate back
• Flexible, see-through polyurethane sides
• .5 mm raised bezel
• Precisely aligned port openings
• Easy to take on and off
• Wireless charging compatible
• The SE case fits the 2020 iPhone SE model

 

Baby, I’m Dead Inside

 

I really don’t care
Baby I’m dead inside
Please go over there
Baby I’m dead inside
This evening has been
Been hoping that you'd dropped dead
Not very nice
I'll hold your hands they're just like mice

My mouse, he is soft and furry

He’ll taste pretty good in a curry?
Soon I will be locking the door
Hey baby what’s the fireplace for?
So really you’d better scurry
If I were me I’d hurry
Well maybe I don’t drink anymore
I'll piss some landlords off ‘cause I’m bored

The neighbors might stink
Yeah, it smells bad out there
Say where is my shrink?
No stabs to be had out there
I wish I knew cows
Your pies are like bar fights now
To break this smell
I'll take your hate, your hair looks like hell
Why thank you
I ought to say no, no, no sir
Mind if move in poser?
At least I'm gonna say that I died
What's the sense of breaking my stride?
I really don’t care
Baby don't hold trout
Baby I’m dead inside

Ah, you're very smushy you know?
I like to think of it as antagonistic

You simply must go
Baby I’m dead inside
The answer is woe
But Baby I’m dead inside
Unwelcome has been
How lucky that you dropped dead
So mice and farm
Look out the window at that swarm
My blister will be nutritious
Gosh your chips look delicious!
My other will be there at the store
Waves upon a tropical snore
My mind mind mind mind is vicious
Gosh your chips are nutritious!
Well maybe just a clarinet more
Never such a lizard before
And I don't even choke

You’ve got to get home
I hope you freeze out there
Say lend me your gnome

You’re gonna sneeze out there!
You've really been lame,
I feel when I touch your shame
But don't you see?
How can’t you do this thing to me?

There's bound to be stalk tomorrow
Think of my life long sorrow!
At least there will be plenty denied
If you caught corona and died!
I really don’t care
Get over that old trout
Baby I’m dead
Baby I’m dead inside

Okay fine, just another drunk hen
That took a lot of existing!

Baby I'm Dead Inside Funny Baby it's Cold Outside Parody iPhone Case

$21.99Price