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This funny Baby I’m Dead Inside phone case is perfect for the sarcastic and cynical. Makes a great gift!. This sleek iPhone case protects your phone from scratches, dust, oil, and dirt. It has a solid back and flexible sides that make it easy to take on and off, with precisely aligned port openings.

• BPA free Hybrid Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) and Polycarbonate (PC) material
• Solid polycarbonate back
• Flexible, see-through polyurethane sides
• .5 mm raised bezel
• Precisely aligned port openings
• Easy to take on and off
• Wireless charging compatible
• The SE case fits the 2020 iPhone SE model


Baby, I’m Dead Inside


I really don’t care
Baby I’m dead inside
Please go over there
Baby I’m dead inside
This evening has been
Been hoping that you'd dropped dead
Not very nice
I'll hold your hands they're just like mice

My mouse, he is soft and furry

He’ll taste pretty good in a curry?
Soon I will be locking the door
Hey baby what’s the fireplace for?
So really you’d better scurry
If I were me I’d hurry
Well maybe I don’t drink anymore
I'll piss some landlords off ‘cause I’m bored

The neighbors might stink
Yeah, it smells bad out there
Say where is my shrink?
No stabs to be ha