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This funny t-shirt is perfect for introverts or anyone who hates it when people knock on their door willy-nilly. “As for me and my house, we won’t answer the door.”


Some people think that it’s rude to not answer the door. Well, we think it’s rude for you to knock on our door unannounced. Who are you to demand that we stop everything we are doing to suddenly put all of our attention and energy into whatever the hell you may want… at our house? Some people feel obligated to answer the door even if they don’t want to. What? That makes no sense. It’s your house… do whatever you want! You don’t owe them anything just because they happened to show up. People put demands on us all the time. It’s ok to make your home a place of peace and comfort where you can shut the world out if that’s what you want. We got your back!


Here are some reasons we don’t have to answer the door if we don’t feel like it:

• We don’t feel like it

• You weren’t invited

• Getting up is hard

• We’re not wearing pants

• We’re comfy

• We’re sleeping

• We’re eating

• We’re watching TV

• Talking to people sucks

• It’s our house, not yours

• We don’t care what you want

• Home is a sanctuary

• If we want to talk to you, we’ll come knock on your door. :)


This t-shirt is soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed


As For Me And My House... Funny Introvert Unisex T-Shirt

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