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This funny Aching Dad shirt is a fun parody of the popular TV show, Breaking Bad. Getting older has its benefits but it also has its downsides. This t-shirt makes a great gift for any dad getting up in years that suffers from aches and pains. It’s soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. 


• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

 

Everybody Aches by M.E.R

 

When your ache is long
And the plight, the plight is yours alone
When you're sure you've had enough
Of the pain, well hang on

Don't let yourself groan
'Cause everybody aches
Everybody hurts sometimes

Sometimes everything is “ouch”
Now it's fine to be a grouch

When your back is tight again (come on!, come on!)
If you feel like going “ohhh!” (come on!)
If you think you've had too much
Of the pain, well hang on

'Cause everybody aches
Take comfort on your couch
Everybody hurts

Don't throw your back out, oh no
Don't throw your back out
If you feel like you're a grump
No, no, no, you are not a grump

If you're on your bed with your wife
The pleasant nights are rare
When you think you've had too much
Of the pain to care

Well, everybody aches sometimes
Everybody tries
Everybody hurts, sometimes

And everybody aches sometimes
So hold on, hold on
Hold on, hold on, hold on
Hold on, hold on, hold on

Everybody aches

 

 

Aching Dad Funny Parody Unisex T-Shirt

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