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This funny statistics t-shirt is 100% true. You can trust us. We would never make anything up. In a world where fake news is everywhere, we are a beacon of hope on the horizon. A majestic horse on the mountainside. A sparkling twinkle of star dust in the atmosphere. A shiny penny in the dustpan of life. A golden retriever retrieving golden stuff. Yes, when it comes to statistics we are your number one trusted source. Here are just a few of the reliable statistic we just made up… I mean… we would never make anything up:


• 10% of divorces end in marriage.

• 50% of long pants wish they were shorts.

• 12% of hippos can speak French.

• 8% of percentages hate math.

• 22% of Norwegians don’t like fish sticks.

• -90% of people who like Disneyland, hate Disneyland.

• 63% of Donuts miss their holes.

• 87% of rainbows are a figment of your imagination.

• 9% of eggnog manufacturers substitute the eggs with eggnog.

• 18% of airplanes are afraid of heights.

• 76% of trombones are never in a big parade.

• 92% of turkeys are dumber than themselves.

• 45% of dogs wish they had more privacy.

• 34% of bears sympathize with Goldilocks.

• 82% of lamps get turned on easily.

• 15% of elbow macaroni have hurt their funny bone.

• 67% of log flume rides should be longer.

• 1% of clouds get into heaven.


And here are some things about this shirt that are actually true:

This t-shirt is soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

300% of Americans Agree You Can't Trust Statistics Funny Unisex T-Shirt

  • USA: 1 to 2 Weeks

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