This funny statistics t-shirt is 100% true. You can trust us. We would never make anything up. In a world where fake news is everywhere, we are a beacon of hope on the horizon. A majestic horse on the mountainside. A sparkling twinkle of star dust in the atmosphere. A shiny penny in the dustpan of life. A golden retriever retrieving golden stuff. Yes, when it comes to statistics we are your number one trusted source. Here are just a few of the reliable statistic we just made up… I mean… we would never make anything up:
• 10% of divorces end in marriage.
• 50% of long pants wish they were shorts.
• 12% of hippos can speak French.
• 8% of percentages hate math.
• 22% of Norwegians don’t like fish sticks.
• -90% of people who like Disneyland, hate Disneyland.
• 63% of Donuts miss their holes.
• 87% of rainbows are a figment of your imagination.
• 9% of eggnog manufacturers substitute the eggs with eggnog.
• 18% of airplanes are afraid of heights.
• 76% of trombones are never in a big parade.
• 92% of turkeys are dumber than themselves.
• 45% of dogs wish they had more privacy.
• 34% of bears sympathize with Goldilocks.
• 82% of lamps get turned on easily.
• 15% of elbow macaroni have hurt their funny bone.
• 67% of log flume rides should be longer.
• 1% of clouds get into heaven.
And here are some things about this shirt that are actually true:
This t-shirt is soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
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